"Big head, though," Stewart joked Tuesday morning, just before returning to baseball activities after doctors ruled out a broken nose and a concussion.
The freak injury basically makes Stewart this year's Sean Burnett, the Angels reliever who tweaked his back while picking up his 4-year-old son and putting him in a shopping cart last spring.
"She just kind of looked at me and laid back down and watched her movie," Stewart said, "and I thought I had a broken nose, because I heard like a crunchy sound. I just remember having a headache immediately."
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